"Will You Give Me A Blowjob?" Funny Men's Ultra Cotton Tee

Because sometimes “Hey, how’s it going?” just doesn’t cut it.

100% Ultra Cotton (ish) — soft, thick, and durable enough to survive your bold humor agenda

No side seams — just like your sense of subtlety

Ribbed crew neck — holds shape even when your confidence is stretched thin

Shoulder tape for stability — so the shirt doesn’t bail on you when your pick-up lines do

Printed per order — yes, it’s custom (and yes, that means no returns or exchanges – we live dangerously)

Why wear it?

To break the ice (or melt it)

To test your social experiment theory: “Can a shirt get you more laughs than your jokes?”

For parties, bar nights, or that “I dare you to wear this out” kind of mood

Because life’s short — you might as well ask for what you really want (in shirt form)

Care Instructions (Because yes, life still has rules)

Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)

Use non-chlorine bleach if you must

Do not tumble dry

Definitely do not iron (let the shirt’s message stay crisp)

No dry cleaning — this isn’t haute couture

⚠️ Heads up: Because this is printed per order just for you, we can’t accept returns or exchanges. If you change your mind, well… maybe try convincing your partner first.

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