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Well Hung - Heavy Cotton Tee
Well Hung - Heavy Cotton Tee
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Nothing says “happy holidays” like a well-decorated mantle, and an even bigger stocking.
This tee brings big energy to the fireplace and even bigger laughs to your next holiday gathering. Featuring a cozy Christmas scene and one very suggestive sock, it’s the perfect mix of wholesome décor and unholy innuendo. Whether you’re gifted or just gifted at marketing, this shirt does all the talking.
Features you (and they) will notice
• Classic fit with plenty of room for stuffing (or showing off your own)
• Shoulder tape to hold shape even if your stocking’s doing the work
• Ribbed collar that stretches less than your holiday stories
• Seamless body for smooth lines and smoother entrances
• Soft cotton fabric that feels cozy enough for cocoa, but spicy enough for chaos
When (and why) you wear it
• At ugly sweater parties... but this one’s actually hot
• For gifting, flirting, or just standing near the mistletoe with confidence
• As a stocking stuffer… with very big stocking energy
• Because it’s not bragging if it’s embroidered on the fireplace
⚠️ Heads up: This tee is printed just for you, which means no returns or exchanges. But don’t worry, it’s already well received.
Size Chart:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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