This Is My Cum Rag - Heavy Cotton Tee

This shirt is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended. Bold, unapologetic, and exactly as unfiltered as you are after three drinks and zero regrets, this tee makes no promises of subtlety. Whether you're wearing it to get laughs, start conversations, or clear a room with surgical precision, it's designed to be both outrageous and oddly wearable. Comfortable enough to crash in, but loud enough to get you kicked out, this is your new go-to for mischief, mayhem, and very poor decision-making.

Features you (and they) will notice

• Classic fit that looks deceptively polite unlike the text across your chest
• Shoulder tape to keep the structure tight, even when your morals are loose
• Ribbed collar that bounces back better than your last situationship
• Seamless design because your humor might be messy, but your tee isn’t
• Smooth spun fiber fabric that gives this filthy phrase a clean, sharp look

When (and why) you wear it

• When you want to test boundaries and laundry etiquette in one move
• At house parties, bar crawls, or anywhere your therapist warned you about
• To provoke laughter, shock, and possibly one really interesting conversation
• When your outfit needs to say, “Yes, I’m the problem AND the punchline”

⚠️ Heads up: This tee is printed just for you, which means no returns or exchanges. If this feels like a bad idea later, congratulations as it’s already working.

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