This tee’s for the ones packing more than confidence. With a bold-but-subtle graphic and just the right amount of innuendo, it lets everyone know you’ve got what it takes to leave a lasting impression... anatomically speaking. Guaranteed to get attention from anyone with a sense of humor (and a beaver worth breaking in).
Beaver on front chest, full logo on back.
Features you (and they) will notice • Classic fit that shows off the goods without showing all the goods • Shoulder tape to keep it tight, unlike whatever you’re about to ruin • Ribbed collar that holds its shape, even when she doesn’t • Seamless design for maximum comfort and minimum distraction • Smooth spun cotton that’s soft on skin and hard to forget
When (and why) you wear it • When you're hung and humble, but just barely • To parties, date nights, or anywhere someone might appreciate solid wood • As a gift, a dare, or a warning • When “beaver enthusiast” doesn’t quite cover it
⚠️ Heads up: This tee is printed just for you, which means no returns or exchanges. If you're not ready for that level of responsibility, maybe stick to squirrels.
