The shirt that says “I’m sweet, but I swing.”
This one’s for the bold fruit enthusiasts who like their pineapples upside down and their weekends unpredictable. Whether you’re in the know or just planting subtle seeds of curiosity, this tee delivers low-key code with high-key confidence. Soft enough to wear all day, suggestive enough to invite the right kind of attention.
Features you (and they) will notice
• Classic fit that flatters whether you’re at brunch or a backyard party that gets interesting
• Shoulder tape to keep you looking sharp, even after a few drinks and one raised eyebrow
• Ribbed collar that stays in shape, no matter how flexible your plans get
• Seamless design for clean lines, clear signals
• Smooth spun cotton that feels soft but makes a statement
When (and why) you wear it
• When you’re ready to see who actually knows what it means
• To pool parties, BBQs, cruises, or anywhere eye contact might lead to invitations
• As a conversation starter, a subtle nod, or a full-on green light
• When pineapple belongs on more than just pizza
⚠️ Heads up: This tee is printed just for you, which means no returns or exchanges. If you’re rethinking it, maybe you’re not that kind of fruit after all.
Size Chart:
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
