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MarriedAF - Heavy Cotton Tee
MarriedAF - Heavy Cotton Tee
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Locked down. Leveled up. Still a menace.
This tee isn’t about settling, it’s about owning the title with swagger. Whether you’re happily hitched, ethically entangled, or just here to make “married” look hot again, this shirt lets everyone know your status is taken… not tamed.
Features you (and they) will notice
• Classic fit that says “husband” but still looks like trouble
• Shoulder tape for structure, unlike your definition of monogamy
• Ribbed collar that stays tight, even if the marriage is open
• Seamless body for smooth moves and even smoother exits
• Soft spun cotton that feels good on you, and even better under them
When (and why) you wear it
• On date nights, group nights, or your night off
• When you want to flex your ring and your options
• As a statement piece, a conversation starter, or just to piss off the right people
• Because marriage didn’t calm you down, it just made things more interesting
⚠️ Heads up: This tee is printed just for you, which means no returns or exchanges. Much like the vows it’s a commitment.
Size Chart:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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