It’s not a threat, it’s a public service announcement. Whether you’re causing trouble, commanding attention, or just letting them think they’re in charge, this shirt says exactly what needs to be said and looks damn good doing it.
Features you (and they) will notice
• 100% cotton for breathable comfort that’s innocent in feel but not in message
• Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape while you test theirs
• Shoulder tape that keeps everything in place, even if you don’t
• Double needle hem for long-lasting wear through late nights and raised eyebrows
• Semi-fitted design that flatters without trying too hard... kind of like you
When (and why) you wear it
• When you want to stir the pot but look cute doing it
• For flirty nights out, risqué brunches, or awkward family events just for the thrill
• To filter out the boring ones from the bold ones
• When you’re the one that comes with fine print
⚠️ Heads up: This tee is printed just for you, so no returns or exchanges. If this shirt scares you, that’s probably a sign you’re not ready for what comes next.
Size Chart:
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
17.25 |
19.25 |
21.25 |
23.25 |
25.25 |
| Height, in |
25.50 |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
28.50 |
