Sometimes you want to be subtle. This isn’t one of those times. With a warning label front and center, this tee lets people know you’re not here to play by the rules... unless, of course, they involve a safe word. Equal parts cheeky and chaotic, it’s your go-to for turning mild-mannered into mildly scandalous.
Features you (and they) will notice
• Classic fit that says “I behave,” even when you definitely don’t
• Shoulder tape to keep everything in line, unlike your Saturday night decisions
• Ribbed collar that’s flexible, flattering, and doesn’t lose its shape (even when you do)
• Seamless design for less waste and more taste
• Smooth spun fiber fabric that makes bold prints look as sharp as your intentions
When (and why) you wear it
• When you want to flirt without saying a word (but might need a few later)
• At parties, date nights, or anywhere someone might ask “Wait… seriously?”
• To turn heads, test boundaries, and inspire safe, consensual chaos
• When “bold choice” is the goal, and blushing strangers are the bonus
⚠️ Heads up: This tee is printed just for you, which means no returns or exchanges. If you’re suddenly feeling shy about it, that’s probably your safe word kicking in.
Size Chart:
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
